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The czar is dying. It's lung cancer, likely from inhaling the primary source of his power, R.J. Reynolds' brands of cigarettes, too long. Addled by painkillers, figuring he is finished, he has been giving away personal items almost at random at his bedside -- his boat, his Swiss watch that makes a Rolex seem working-class by comparison … John Cooper, a close friend for 40 years, enters the hospital room. He finds the czar drooling, his head hanging half off the bed, tubes running in and out of him. Cooper is heartsick at the sight, but these two have always shared a ball-busting sense of humor. So Cooper says:
You know ESPN coverage of the Sprint Cup series is coming when they put a NASCAR related story as the top story. With that said, I was pleasantly surprised and it was an excellent read. I highly recommend that you guys read it, too.
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With that said, I was pleasantly surprised and it was an excellent read. I highly recommend that you guys read it, too.
