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Old 10-30-2008, 07:41 PM
 
Location: Eastport, Maine
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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Sarah Palin'.
3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
5. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of 'Sarah Palin?'
7.. Firmly Click 'Yes.'
8. Feel better?
GOOD! - Tomorrow we'll do John McCain!
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Old 10-31-2008, 10:53 AM
 
Location: Eastport, Maine
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Default Here's another good one...

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year-old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Sarah Palin and her bid to be a heartbeat away from being President. The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Palin is a post turtle..." Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle." The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain: "You know she didn't get up there by herself, she doesn't belong up there, she doesn't know what to do while she's up there, and you just gotta wonder what kind of dumb a** put her up there to begin with!"
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:46 AM
 
Location: 43.55N 69.58W
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Couldn't rep you again Tap, but THAT is really funny!
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:56 AM
 
Location: Eastport, Maine
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Couldn't rep you again Tap, but THAT is really funny!
thank you, mermaid....I'm glad you thought so!
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Old 10-31-2008, 11:57 AM
 
Location: Maine
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I'll be glad when the election is over so that politics stop creeping into everything. It's soooooooo old.
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:00 PM
 
Location: Eastport, Maine
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I'll be glad when the election is over so that politics stop creeping into everything. It's soooooooo old.
yup, you're right, MW...they *do* seem to creep into everything, don't they?

Seems that emotions are running high as the election gets closer...
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:07 PM
 
Location: Maine
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Seems that emotions are running high as the election gets closer...
I'm one of the oddballs. There's nothing on the ballot to get excited about.
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:10 PM
 
Location: Eastport, Maine
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I was involved with the Kerry campaign and now with the Obama campaign, so I guess I tend to get more excited than some others...
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:16 PM
 
Location: Corinth, ME
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I'm one of the oddballs. There's nothing on the ballot to get excited about.
nothing odd about you... I'm in the same boat. An that AIN'T funny
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Old 10-31-2008, 12:38 PM
 
Location: Maine
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Leaving politics to the Political forum, here's one that relates to Maine.

Did you know deer nuggets are cheaper than chicken nuggets?

Chicken nuggets are $1.49, but deer nuggets are under a BUCK...



I know, it was really bad but it's kinda funny!
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