Should guys wear eyeliner? (organic, moving to, roach)

[Timberwolf232]

Originally Posted by Robin75

Why not? It's one of the official languages north of the border...and I've spoken to many people (Over the phone. At work.) who think that Montana is a Canadian province.

WHAT?!! Man code also dictates that you can't use french as a first language. If you understand any of it, it only means that some of the words are similar to the spanish that you picked up doing "stuff" in Mexico.

[Reziac]

Originally Posted by Timberwolf232

WHAT?!! Man code also dictates that you can't use french as a first language. If you understand any of it, it only means that some of the words are similar to the spanish that you picked up doing "stuff" in Mexico.

Well, you can use French if you're trying to seduce someone

"French sounds like a cat fight, German sounds like a man being choked to death, Spanish sounds like molasses gurgling out of a jug."

-- Robert A. Heinlein

[AQHA]

Originally Posted by Timberwolf232

WHAT?!! Man code also dictates that you can't use french as a first language.

I'm afraid Timberwolf is right, man-code clearly dictates that French is not to be used by real men. As Reziac mentioned, you can use French if you're trying to seduce a woman, but even then its suppose to be limited to the bedroom, or wherever copulation is to take place.

After reviewing the man-code booklet that's given to new members on the first day, I found the rules pertaining to use of the French language. I quote, "The French language, being a 'non-manly' way of communicating, should be limited to bedroom use, and only if needed to score the home-run. If members violate this rule they're required to give themselves a paper cut on the tongue measuring at least 3/4 of an inch."

I think the rules are pretty clear on this one guys.

[Robin75]

Originally Posted by Timberwolf232

WHAT?!! Man code also dictates that you can't use french as a first language. If you understand any of it, it only means that some of the words are similar to the spanish that you picked up doing "stuff" in Mexico.

What sort of "stuff" are we talking about here? Mmm. Never mind. I don't fancy being an accomplice after the fact.

[MTSilvertip]

I had to learn "Spanglish" in while doing stuff in Peurto Rico.

Certain phrases are essential like "freeo serveza" (cold beer) and "ban-yo" (bathroom) and "Las senioritas est muy calliente"

[Reziac]

Originally Posted by Timberwolf232

WHAT?!! Man code also dictates that you can't use french as a first language. If you understand any of it, it only means that some of the words are similar to the spanish that you picked up doing "stuff" in Mexico.

I think you meant, "French is similar to the stuff you picked up in Mexico". Here's your penicillin.

[Timberwolf232]

Originally Posted by Reziac

I think you meant, "French is similar to the stuff you picked up in Mexico". Here's your penicillin.

Too funny!

[blueman_fan1]

Some just like the ingrogenous look. According to the How to be a megastar tour by the Blue Man group you need to mask your true boring self!

[outofphx]

Originally Posted by AQHA

I think there should be a "man-law" against this. Does anyone second my proposal?

BTW-- Man-law #248 says women cannot second a motion, you gotta be a man who drinks beer, watches football, and has at least two of the following:

1. Mud flaps with a naked woman on them.

2. A favorite sweatshirt that has a huge hole in it somewhere.

3. A scar that you like to show off at the most awkward times.

4. A gun in the back window of your truck.

5. A dog that will retrieve beer from the fridge.


You are excluded from the Man-club if you have at least two of the following:

1. More than one Barry Mantillo album.

2. Carry your girls purse.

3. Drink coolers (come on guys, this is chick beer!)

4. Wear pink or yellow.

5. Excuse yourself for breaking wind.

Now, who will second my motion to make a man-law against eyeliner so we can put this issue to rest?

So, in other words, Man-Law is equivalent to Hillbilly-Law? Sounds like a hillbilly to me.

[AQHA]

Originally Posted by outofphx

So, in other words, Man-Law is equivalent to Hillbilly-Law? Sounds like a hillbilly to me.

You are either a woman, or a man who wears eyeliner.