Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread)

[gentlearts]

Our power has been out for about a half hour, and I just realized I’m trapped in my power recliner.

I escaped, but then I noticed the bidet toilet seat was ice cold.

[bjh]

^ That'll get your attention.

[Nancy739]

I have no emery boards to file my nails, neither the Strawberry Frosted Flakes nor the Asian Vinegar fit in the cabinet, I forgot to buy Anchovy Paste AND Kosher Salt !!! In your mind, insert shocked face here because I can't access my emojis anymore (insert crying face here) and a : D I need to "do" my hair, it's going to cost $850 to fix the car, I have too many passwords and only a few cotton balls : )

[Nancy739]

Before the video played on YouTube, I had to click it THREE times!

[bjh]

There's nothing on TV I want to watch.

[pathrunner]

The audio keeps cutting out on my YouTube videos, have to reboot every time. Also, I agree there's "nothing" I want to watch on TV (very little).

[Wild Flower]

It is so hard to see the screen on my phone here, that I have to stop writing this post!

Queque tragedy musicj..a2 SEE what I mean?! Can't find where my fingers are clicking. So sad sad sad ----this text brought to you by Google Voice Recorder

[H8t3rs]

My car remote start is broken!!

[Chowhound]

The noise when you pop open a can of soda. I try and do it slowly and it still makes that annoying noise.

[pathrunner]

There's gotta be a way to get to a human customer service agent without it taking 30+ minutes trying to get through a phone tree and it (intentionally) misunderstanding correct responses. Sheesh!!