Cowboy Philosophy (restaurants, land, place)

[tablemtn]

A cowboy can get a horse to go where it don't want to go. A good cowboy knows he probably shouldn't.

[SD4020]

Originally Posted by jmgg

Unintended children have caused more unintended marriages than any other source. It often brings very much intended shotguns to the nuptials.

Makes me glad I am fixed.

Originally Posted by tablemtn

A cowboy can get a horse to go where it don't want to go. A good cowboy knows he probably shouldn't.

That is the truth. My father would say, never hire a man who wears lace up boots or wears a straw hat. They are spending most of their time chasing the hat or lacing their boots. The same can be said for cell phones too.

[Lariat]

Had a relative who was a cowboy, and I don't a rodeo cowboy. I remember him saying "don't corner something meaner than you" to me while trying to catch a feral cat with my bare hands.

[ElkHunter]

If you get thrown from a horse, you have to get up and get back on, unless you landed on a cactus; then you have to roll around and scream in pain.

[ElkHunter]

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

[SD4020]

Originally Posted by ElkHunter

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

The only job where you start at the top is digging post holes.

[ElkHunter]

Originally Posted by SD4020

The only job where you start at the top is digging post holes.

Or outhouse pits.

[SD4020]

Originally Posted by ElkHunter

Or outhouse pits.

True dat.

[R_Cowgirl]

If ya gotta shout about it ya ain't there yet

[debey]

Don't flatter yourself cowboy, I was staring at your horse!