Things you never thought you'd say - but then you got cats (carpet, safe)

[ThatCrazyRedhead]

I'm always hearing things come out of my mouth that would never have even crossed my mind if not for my cats. Here are a few off the top of my head.

"Stop biting your sister!" (This might not seem strange until you realize that I have no children and have never intended to have any.)

"Whoever washes your butt does a good job. They should also wash your brother's."

"My underpants are not toys!!"

"Whatever, it's just cat spit."

"Please stop licking the couch."

There are more, but that's all I can recall right now. What are some of yours?

[30to66at55]

"Get off me, its 3am"

"I hear it gacking up another hairball"

[OcalaLiving]

Originally Posted by ThatCrazyRedhead

I'm always hearing things come out of my mouth that would never have even crossed my mind if not for my cats. Here are a few off the top of my head.

"Stop biting your sister!" (This might not seem strange until you realize that I have no children and have never intended to have any.)

"Whoever washes your butt does a good job. They should also wash your brother's."

"My underpants are not toys!!"

"Whatever, it's just cat spit."

"Please stop licking the couch."

There are more, but that's all I can recall right now. What are some of yours?

Great thread!

omg these made me LOL !!

I know I've said bizarre things....
but yes, #1 of your's is also mine and I, too, don't have children ...

[Naturen]

Thunk! - second night in a row. Last night: thunk! I was asleep mind you but the thunk woke me up. Ha! I thought - I moved the catnip plant on top of the refrigerator because you got to it in the kitchen window the other night. Ha! No catnip for you.

I get up this morning and the oregano plant had been knocked over and the catnip plants were safe and snug on top of the refrigerator.

[catdad7x]

Something I say quite often now, that I would have called crazy 26 years ago.......

I can't imagine my life without them.

[Ohiogirl81]

Why is your butt in my face?
Stop sniffing your sister's butt!
(there's a theme here, I'm thinking ... )
Don't eat the carpet.

Cookie always sharpens her claws as I'm preparing their meals. I tell her: You don't have to open the can yourself; I'll do it for you.

[killabunnies]

HA, I tweet these all the time.

Things like:

"I told you, it's your tail, it isn't out to get you."

"Get out of your brother's butthole."

"Just because it's your birthday doesn't mean you can do anything you want, get out of the garbage."

[AbbyJaneway]

"Toby, get off of him. He loves you like a brother, not a lover."

"Neptune, he doesn't want to wrestle right now, he's trying to cough something up. Leave him alone."

"Toby, your brother keeps your butt so clean. I wish you would wash his."

"Can I NOT have a (poopy butt/tail/sharp claws) in my face while I'm trying to sleep?"

and my least favorite...
"DROP THAT BUNNY!!!"

[Rene S]

Our boys scrunch their eyes a lot, so I'm always saying "he is so scrunchy!" (I don't eve know if a non-cat person would understand it! Hee.)

[Orion2]

LOL my brother just asked me 'are you reading that cat thing again?' He knows when I'm laughing at the computer

My usual are: "Please stop walking on me," followed by "Please stop yelling at me." directed at Joe and then Orion.

Others are: "Your sister doesn't want her chest rubbed, please leave her alone." I don't have children either.