"A nuclear terrorist attack in washington dc!!!" (buy, live)

[Alexud]

Recently, an article appeared in the Internet, which states that, March 15, 2010 Illuminati plan detonate a nuclear bomb in the U.S. capital Washington, D.C. Article is available here:

nebezrazlichniy - "A NUCLEAR TERRORIST ATTACK IN WASHINGTON, D.C.!!!" (http://nebezrazlichniy.livejournal.com/300.html - broken link)

[normie]

Oh brother... quick, call Dan Brown.

[HurricaneDC]

I only believe these rumors if they come from John Titor.

Cookie to whoever gets that.

[rhinestone]

I guy named Brutus is bringing the weapon in.

[OnYourSide]

Certainly the probability is higher in D.C., and a critical and objective review of all data is needed.

[rhinestone]

Originally Posted by OnYourSide

Certainly the probability is higher in D.C., and a critical and objective review of all data is needed.

Clearly the odd of being struck by lightening are much higher and no further study is warranted.

[normie]

Just remember thoe helpful tips we got back in 2001: In case of terrorist attack, buy duct tape. In case of chemical attack, stand on a chair. (The theory being chemicals are heavier than air so if you stand on a chair you'll be ok...)

[Bluefly]

But wait! They can't blow DC up. The Royal Crown Prince of Zimbabwe's Finance Minister is sending a check to me through his uncle any day now.

(seriously - I think the same person writes all of these. Must have a great agent).

[Yac]

Closed.
Yac.