Humorous bumper stickers? (Family, Alien, funny)

[simplepeace]

Originally Posted by BobCaldwell

Out on the road today, I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac...

Well done!

[StarlaJane]

On a VW bus: Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in here.
On my dad's car: My money and my daughter go to (+name of my alma mater)
On a random car that I saw when I was a teenager; I ended up using it for my yearbook quote: Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

[galaxyhi]

Originally Posted by hertfordshire

That's an awfully long saying for a bumper sticker. Must have been some pretty small print, and you must have been pretty close.


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It was a sizable bumper sticker,and I had time at 3 successive lights to read it all.

Now I'll pee on it and walk away....

[hertfordshire]

Uh huh.

[hifijohn]

have you hugged my ex-wife today, a play on have you hugged your kids today.

[Izzie1213]

I child proofed my home but they are still getting in.

[Creekcat]

Originally Posted by Izzie1213

I child proofed my home but they are still getting in.

We have a winner.

[Izzie1213]

Originally Posted by Creekcat

We have a winner.

I bought this bumper sticker for my mom. Framed and hung it in parents cabin. It always gets lots of laughs. Also a complaint button made out of a mouse trap.

[Parnassia]

"My only domestic quality is that I live in a house."

It was a birthday present. It was even funnier because at the time I was working on the AK tundra doing research....and living in a tent.

[Jean-Francois]

I saw one a good few years back now, in London,
just prior to a General Election.
DON'T VOTE, IT ONLY ENCOURAGES THEM.