Humorous bumper stickers? (funniest, married, American)

[galaxyhi]

I saw one today:

Treat every stressful situation like a dog
If you can't eat it or play with it
Pee on it and walk away....

I'm not talking political stickers....just the humourous ones..

What's the funniest bumper sticker you saw?

[tangelag]

Sorry, kind of political, but

I saw (about 3 weeks ago) a car that had an Al Gore for president bumper sticker. It was a rather new car (2-3 years old) ...

[Unsettomati]

Originally Posted by tangelag

Sorry, kind of political, but

I saw (about 3 weeks ago) a car that had an Al Gore for president bumper sticker. It was a rather new car (2-3 years old) ...

There are two cars around my town that have Kennedy / Johnson bumper stickers. Both are newer cars, and the stickers are brightly-colored such that they're obviously not almost 60 years old.

I have no idea what's up with that.

[jambo101]

My brother has one on the tailgate of his pickup that says ,"Buy American,remember Pearl Harbor"
problem is he drives an Isuzu pickup truck.

[BobCaldwell]

Out on the road today, I saw a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac...

[hertfordshire]

Originally Posted by galaxyhi

I saw one today:

Treat every stressful situation like a dog
If you can't eat it or play with it
Pee on it and walk away....

That's an awfully long saying for a bumper sticker. Must have been some pretty small print, and you must have been pretty close.


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[nicholas_n]

"I'm sorry for following so close in front of you."

[Ghengis]

use to be on mine...


GET OUT OF YOUR SPACESHIP AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN

[noregon98]

Wish I remembered them all.


Driver carries no cash - he's married

My other car is worse

I saw half of this one and added the other half:
People always seem to drive better when there's a cop or clergy behind them.

[Delahanty]

I love animals. They're delicious.