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Old 04-03-2024, 09:57 AM
 
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Overheard on a TV weather forecast:


It's Easter this morning and it's "sunny for the bunny".
On Saturday before Easter, a friend and I watched Boxing on TV. One of two "blow-by-blow commentators" was quick to point out an illegal rabbit punch hurled by one of the Boxers. The 2nd commentator responded with, "Give the guy a break. Tomorrow's Easter, after all."
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Old 04-03-2024, 01:56 PM
 
Location: Florida
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The woman who follows the crowd will usually go no further than the crowd. The woman who walks alone is likely to find herself in places no one has ever been before.

~Albert Einstein~
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Old 04-09-2024, 05:33 PM
 
Location: Limbo
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Less Drinking is more Thinking
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Old 04-15-2024, 04:21 PM
 
Location: Northern California
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the 12th of Never.
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Old 04-15-2024, 06:21 PM
 
Location: Florida
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If you borrow something more than twice, buy one for yourself.
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Old 04-17-2024, 10:37 AM
 
Location: Northern California
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The lights are on, but nobody's home.
Not pulling a full wagon.
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Old 04-18-2024, 09:31 PM
 
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I love a parade! (Not really in real life, but I loved Joanne Worley when she said it on Laugh In)
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Old 04-19-2024, 07:27 AM
 
Location: Florida
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Upon seeing the vehicle back from the body shop for the first time... and I quote:

"Looks like it was sanded with a brick and painted with a live chicken"
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Old 04-19-2024, 09:18 AM
 
Location: Dessert
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"Balls!" said the queen. "If I had two, I'd be a king. If I had three, I'd be a pinball machine!"
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Old 04-19-2024, 09:23 AM
 
Location: Florida
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Attributed to Winston Churchill, but he wasn't the originator... Lady says, “If you were my husband, sir, I’d give you a dose of poison!”. The man looked at her and responded, “If I were your husband,” said he, “I’d take it!”
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